Coon

Someone on uses Urban dictionary as a tool to get folks fired.

Look at this coon spending all this time on Urban Dictionary!

by DefineThisBuddy March 31, 2022

Coon

Something people say is a commonly used racial slur but is only ever used in KKK documentarys

Example:

Jared:hey look that guy is black

KKK man: dirty coon....

KKK man gets beaten up for this and Jared uses his white hat as toilet paper.

You are a coon

by I wrote coon but I'm white lma September 30, 2020

cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 April 19, 2018

coon sli

a gay dude

that guy just ate a hotdog in one bite he must be a coon sli

by hooded00 February 12, 2025

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019

tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.

Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?

by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017