Computle

Any non-real word that is sent in a text message by mistake because you were too lazy to proof-read your text before sending.

"I'm on my computle. What are you doing?"

Here, computle was SUPPOSED to say computer; however, it was mistakenly typed in as computle, a computle in itself.

by Sloppytexter November 13, 2011

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computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.

He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.

by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012

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compuber

A stray pubic hair found on the keyboard of Mac or PC.

Eww, I just found a compuber on my Macbook.

Dude! Is that your compuber? Oh sorry, it's just beard hair.

I was enjoying Disney sing-a-long videos on the internet and then noticed a long, kinky compuber on my keyboard. JASON!!!

by matt densmore October 1, 2013

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commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.

I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!

by Tour de France Girl December 7, 2013

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Computophile

A computophile is someone who treats thier computer with all the latest updates, upgrades, tweaks, mods, ect. In addition to getting excited at the idea of inserting thier hard drive/flash drive into said computer's ports/anywere else it will fit repeatedly after removing the bra/panties from it....

Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.

Computophile:So I bought myself a new system, I just get so hard everytime I see it.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?

Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful

His friend: what the fuck, get help man.

by F8less February 24, 2017

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