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Louisiana Clambake

When four or more females come together in an act of a clitoral engagement. The first two move their pooches in such a way that their libia create enough friction to spontaneously combust (cum-bust) the pubic hairs. the other females cook assorted sea food items on said flame.
i Louisiana Clambaked four mega milfs last night
by swam tam December 19, 2009
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Man Clam

When a man has bunched up pants in the front that resembles a pair of pants in a vaginal crack (aka camel-toe). Similar in apparance to a moose-knuckle, the man clam lacks the "junk" pushed over to one side.
He was sporting a really bad man clam in his chinos.
by tngal May 9, 2011
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bearded clam

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
by Panorin December 20, 2013
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white clam pizza

When you cum inside your girl, then switch to 69 and she queffs on your face as you cum her mouth.
I was hooking up with side chick and we performed the white clam pizza.
by Clamking June 23, 2017
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spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019
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Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"
by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009
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clam digger

A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.
"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
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