Christopher

A kid who doesn't really bring much to the table and is known for having an enormous forehead

Person 1:"Hey can I see the photos from yesterday?" Person 2:"you can't see anything Christopher's forehead glare blined the lens." Person 1"should've saw that coming"

by Why di you want to know? November 23, 2021

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Giovanni Christopher W.

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best guy ever
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fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

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christopher morris byrd

A guy who is very cute and funny. Has once lived at 1052 Grove parkway and loves all men. He likes to nap and is an overall top 10 hottest men to walk the earth.

That Christopher Morris byrd is very curvy.

by Poopy_pants22 November 23, 2021

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Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

by Corncakes December 3, 2023

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Christopher

The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.

Random: dudeeee he's adorable
Cool dude: itssssss a Christopher man, obviously

by Urmomssecretlover ;) November 29, 2021

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