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Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.
"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"
by pseudonimm April 22, 2010
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Heart chop

It's when you deliver a karate chop directly to ones heart. And statistically 100% of all heart chop victims die afterwards.
Caleb stepped on jamies shoe and was immediately heart chopped. And died.
by Cuhleb&jamal May 28, 2011
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Multi-chop

a word you scream repeatedly (while waveing you hands in a karate-choping motion) at someone who refuses to stop talking, in order to instill silence.
guy 1: blah blah balh my life sucks blah blah

guy 2:Multi-chop, Multi-chop

guy 1: but-

guy 2: MULTI CHOP, MULTI CHOP, MULTI CHOP

guy 1: *silence*
by Lary The Fuzzy Coke February 22, 2012
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gudy chop

a nasty phrase said by a nasty person while wearing sunglasses and holding a rifle
by jeandme November 7, 2013
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Karate Chop My Turd

The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.

synonym: Beaned.
" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"
by webabunti September 14, 2016
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Chip Chop Riverwalk

Using the thumb to rub the clitoris while using a finger to stimulate the g-spot or the u-spot
Yo, I was giving my girl the chip Chip Chop Riverwalk last night and she squirted all over my bed.

I took home this fine sweet honey from the club a few weeks ago, gave her the Chip Chop Riverwalk, and she's been calling me everyday for some more.
by Rockinsquare007 November 21, 2016
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Charlie Chop

Taking a big piece of wood and dealing somebody in the forehead
I Charlie Chop him for being a jerk, and his head was bleeding!
by tatGekyGuy January 22, 2017
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