Choda

(noun)

A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.

“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

Choedan

Verb. when you're using a computer and your AI tells you to do something that would or did stop video, audio, keyboard, keyboard lighting, mouse, mouse lighting, or software from working.

Dammit! ChatGPT Choedan'd my PC! How the hell am I supposed to use tinder desktop now?

by CitadelRed December 1, 2025

Grilled Chedda

Synonymous with monetary riches (i.e. cash, money, scrilla, and/or paper) or simply as an exclamation of agreement, satisfaction or generic ballin' prowess.

Noun: "Stack that grilled chedda."

Adjective: “That idea is grilled chedda.”

Verb: “He be grillin’ that chedda.” or “Yeah, grill that chedda.”

Mo' Chedda, Mo' Betta*
By Rick Ross

I'm a thrilla, chilla,
A grilled chedda' go-getta
The only thing up in my grill is this rich chedda, killa
Fo sho chedda. Mo' chedda.

Grilled chedda!
Let that grilled chedda drip,

Drip, drip, drip, b*tch!

*lyrics from an early underground mixtape

by Fluffy Fingers June 14, 2012

MC Chedda Face

1 (n.) A person who runs over a traffic sign while inebriated and ignores it, resulting in a DUI.

2 (v.) The act of running over a traffic sign while inebriated and ignoring it, resulting in a DUI.

1 Yo MC Chedda Face, you ran over a One Way sign on and parked very obviously next to it... did you expect no one to call the cops just because you were on mad benzos?

2 Bro, you were so drunk last night you ran over the stop sign on my street and just left your car there... way to pull a MC Chedda Face!

by DontbeMC October 12, 2013

blowing cheddar

illegally making money

if you are going to start blowing cheddar be prepared to sing like a bird

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015

bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

Bush Cheddar

The Australian colloquial word for Macaroni and Cheese, more commonly referred to as "Mac & Cheese" in North America.

"Have you tried the new Bush Cheddar at Maca's?"

by The Fat IceCream Manw/OneHand November 23, 2015