cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.

Hey, I found a dead carrot!

by MrMeow November 21, 2017

carrots

skinny legend fingers

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.

by stanstraykidsandstreamgodsmenu July 17, 2020

Carrot

bum fart poo

You are a carrot.

by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020

Carrots

Big Money / Fat Cash

"Loads of money 'cause I'm arrogant
Riding with Lola Bunny 'cause I got carrots" - Chief Keef

by huslrenergy July 28, 2021

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018