Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 05, 2020
by PhonyPhobia November 28, 2024
When you are fucking your girl and she squeezes her vagina lips so tight that it cute off circulation causing it to turn orangeish red
by tpainga December 03, 2024
A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically
Invalid if the person is ginger himself
Invalid if the person is ginger himself
"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"
"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"
"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"
by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018
Girl 1: Oh my god, I wanna go for Jordan
Girl 2: Don’t, he’s a snow carrot, only goes for white girls
Girl 2: Don’t, he’s a snow carrot, only goes for white girls
by guucigang February 18, 2020
Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?
Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
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