South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- February 28, 2014

Who cares though

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.

*writes a small essay for a YouTube comment*
Yeah but who cares though??? *discard*

by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023

I don't care

I'm a fucken ass hole

I didn't do it because I don't care

by No brainer June 25, 2022

I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

i don't care

what my friend said when i wrote this definition

"I don't care."

by professional_circle July 20, 2023

I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do

"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

Nobody Cares About your name

Your name dosen't describe you shut the fuck up with that shit it's annoying posting it on your Instagram story

OMG that girl is so beautiful who is she?
That's Ally. Nobody Cares About Your name

by 111111crebo November 25, 2021