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Cool Joke Bro 

A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.
Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Nick: whats that?

Dick: Her ankles

Nick: Cool Joke Bro

Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
Cool Joke Bro by Usermane August 29, 2011
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Cool Off 

Kind of like a break up, but both of them (the couple in a relationship) are going to get back together.

In other a words, a temporary break up that only lasts for a period of time.
Joseph broke up with me while I'm under medication for my Syndrome, but he says we're gonna go back together after I'm done. Which makes this whole thing only a cool off.
Cool Off by bubbles!!!!!! July 23, 2009
Related Words

cool one 

a beer..... Whereas "cool ones" would refer to beer, beer, beer and even more beer
It's so hot I think I think I need to down a couple of cool ones.....
cool one by the real enar May 12, 2008

cool history bro 

A phrase showing sarcastic disbelief of a given depiction of history.
"Did you know that aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids?"
"Cool history bro."
cool history bro by civver July 15, 2009

cool about 

I am cool about your idea
cool about by dafnana July 28, 2009

Cool Cool Ken 

Cool Cool Ken, is a amazing guy that is a good dancer and awesome Karaoke singer. He is smart, funny and sweet. He dresses with swagger and knows how to treat a lady like a queen. He is an amazing kisser and is a tiger in bed. Any woman lucky enough to find a Cool Cool Ken, better treat him right.
Hey girl... I got me a Cool Cool Ken.
Cool Cool Ken by MochaGirl510 February 22, 2012

cool egg 

Another word for college. Mainly used for memes or if you have some sort of speech impediment. Also, if you are graduating from high school to cool egg, good job.
"I have cool egg tomorrow"
"You mean college?"
"Yeah sure."
cool egg by Nebscicle May 18, 2016