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Burger King

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.
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butt burger

a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.
Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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ghetto burger

a double cheese burger with lettuce and mac sauce... just as good as a big mac but half the price!
the mcdonalds in the hood is the only one that knows how to make a good ghetto burger
by psychopixxxie July 28, 2009
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flip the burger

To take your hand and jiggle another person's breast only once. The phrase is stated when doing the act.
My favorite thing to do at a party is to sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim, put my hand sideways under their boob, jiggle it once & yell FLIP THE BURGER!
by BriGuy7727 August 24, 2008
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moose burger

a womans vagina, originating from alaska. Preferably a woman who hasnt shaved down there in 10 years
1)having lived in the frigid alaskan climates, Sarah Palin has a enormous moose burger
2) Cindy McCain ate Sarah Palin's moose buger.
by R 2 DO ME December 31, 2008
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dirty burger

A char-broiled hamburger, not of the big-chain fast food variety.
Let's stop at Jim's - I hear they have the best dirty burgers.
by insieve December 28, 2007
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nothing burger

Two pieces of bread slapped together with nothing in between. Usually eaten when you have nothing in the house except bread or are too lazy to spend 2 minutes making a decent sandwich.
Rob: My breakfast is usually just a nothing burger and a cup of coffee
Ann: Wtf you're so lazy, did you ever try eating decent food?
by Vasily Favoroff August 2, 2008
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