BRUCE

THE KIND OF GUY WHO AS A CHILD EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS RETARDED......UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT HE IS LEFT HANDED!

LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE OUTFIELD HE CANT THROW FOR SHIT...MUST BE A BRUCE!

by BradY1953 December 18, 2018

bruce_lee_philosophy

infinite wisdom

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

bruce lee

the only famous person from asia who should have taken over asia

Bruce Lee's from asia?

by ermando pimp advance man December 21, 2003

Bruce

Your turn!

Person who cannot keep their pants on.

Person who strips in girls beds.

Person who gets confused between legs.

Girl: What are you doing in my bed?

Bruce: (pulls blanket off) your turn!

by Candy Roth December 8, 2010

broner

n. A boner one has for one's brother.

Damn, I bet Payton Manning's TD just gave Eli a huge broner!

by Tobias Funke January 14, 2007

Brunex

A word often used by a fjott that has no better way of speaking, and/or thinks exessivly about male assholes.
But the meaning is unsure

I often Brunex in the evenings.

by Mcaty March 11, 2009

Bruce McConkie

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009