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Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.
Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.
by Timahh July 7, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back
Omg Brandon is such a douche he’s talking about that girl behind her back
by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019
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Brandon

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis
by Alpiney December 10, 2019
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Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.
You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos
by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017
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brandon

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed
that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon
by hurb moment October 19, 2019
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brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon
by balosires9000 June 18, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a very beautiful man but sadly he is gay since he is gay when he sees a boy he pulls his pants down when I said he is beautiful I was lying he is actually very very very ugly
by Daved malinsten November 3, 2018
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