Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

bumpin' blubber

When two or more overweight or obese individuals engage in sexual intercourse

Sherryl, Bobby, and Betty Sue were holed up in their doublewide all night chuggin' Nattys and bumpin' blubber!

by geirlodnir March 9, 2019

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

Duck blubber plug

The build up of sperm from one's penile connal, gets it's distinctive taste and odorous smell from build up of dick sweat and other genital liquids after roughly 2 months build up, ingesters of the blubber have been know to feel a medium buzz that may last up to 4 hours.

He sucked all of that duck blubber plug out of old mate, he's Gunna peaking.

by Pipchingong May 22, 2021

A blueberry

Anything that is not a blueberry

Is this pinecone a blueberry?

by FuriousChocolate January 3, 2022

magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023

Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic

If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries”

by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025