Blanket

A soft piece of cloth that is home to many introverts and extroverts alike. It gives a sense of comfort no matter where you are at (unless we are talking about mud and rain). It makes you feel so comfy that you wish you can bring it everywhere you go, but too bad sometimes teachers say no : ( .

Texter 1:"Take your blanket to school day"

*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

Blanket Talk

The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room

Hey did u hear what She said about me last night

Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors

by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.

Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.

by cambonie May 4, 2020

kentucky blanket

A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside

Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket

by Steele Shields January 24, 2019

Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.

Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!

by Jkl66710 October 16, 2017

Foofy blanket

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.

Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.

by Veewords December 13, 2024