Meatball-bed

A fat Italian man. Whom only cares about food and his bed.

You fat meatball-bed

by Poseidon April 22, 2020

cat on the bed

female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.

"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"

by myk January 28, 2005

rockin in the bed

Verb:Making love or having sex

Noun: someone who is good in bed.

John and Nancy were rockin in the bed.

Is your new boyfriend rockin in the bed?

by Abedrocker June 16, 2009

Barr Bed Shitter

When you hook up with a chick and unconsciously rail her ass from behind and when you pull out she shits your bed. Basically a Shit-Storm just struck your bed with a fury.

I took my car in for service and got screwed so bad I took it out on my girl and she pulled a Barr Bed Shitter on me. . .

by Service Plunger December 18, 2010

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008

tanning bed

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

Charlie Bed

A bed put together from randomly assembled pillows and blankets on the floor, usually used in place of a normal bed, and usually in the same room as a normal bed.

"No thanks guys, I'll just build a Charlie Bed instead of sleeping next to you."

by Apollo18 December 18, 2007