Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.

Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

beaver fanning

When someone beaver blocks. Also known as beaver fanning.

Justin is beaver fanning tonight.

by Beaverfannerswife June 5, 2018

Chutney beaver

The result of a man shagging a girl up the bottom and finishing off in the vagina

She must have had an upset stomach cos I gave her a right chutney beaver.....

by Lifehouse crew July 13, 2012

beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"

"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"

by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj September 20, 2020

sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)

Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.

by Rhucu December 15, 2017

Bieber Beaver

A girl with a tight pussy that wears her hair like 18 year old Justin Bieber.

Dude 1: She got short hair but damn she good in the sheets.
Dude 2: You always gettin that Bieber Beaver.

by Naaty850 April 1, 2018

beaver keneaver

I gotta beaver kaneaver that bitch. She is amazing “I’m gonna hit that”

That girl is so hot. What a challenge. I’m gonna beaver keneaver her “ I’m gonna win her over”

by Funny guy 69 April 23, 2018