Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Wife Beater

The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.

Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.

by Lime March 4, 2019

Buzzer beater cum

When you pullout and cum at the last second

I was so lucky I buzzer beater cumed

by Hellllqkdhdudidhdhd March 5, 2019

Air Blaster

Singular of Air Blasterz, a air conditioner.

Roomate: Could you turn up the Air Blaster?
Me: Yeah, sure.

by suxti July 22, 2019

Cheek Blaster

A person that likes to hit it from the back.

To pipe someone’s cheeks in an extreme way.

You’re such a cheek blaster bro.

I’m an extreme cheek blaster.

by Lyra141 September 21, 2019

BooBoo Blaster

When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls

She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.

by Major Peeler October 11, 2019