Grunt bar

Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.

Dude, glad I had that grunt bar to help give birth to that massive turd

by PIpeman January 4, 2017

slammy bar

A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!

When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.

by Clamer August 10, 2017

Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Bar Potpourri

The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.

Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"

Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"

by 8nsand1974 July 11, 2010

savage bars

The term savage bars is used when the lyrical value of a song is on point or if someone in a song is getting roasted.

Dam m80 deez r sum savage bars

by Sins the skeleton November 19, 2016

Crotch Bar

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.

Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.

by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014

ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!

by chinesepirate January 8, 2019