Baptist

A person who dunks a cunts head into some water

That guy there is a baptist

by Dave Gray February 27, 2019

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time

Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely

by James Charles July 7, 2019

Bart

Vomiting when you burp is a mouth shart. A Bart, if you will.

Something came up with that bart.

by That_guy69 July 16, 2019

Bartas

Niggur

I like Bartas he is cool

by CoolAfrica August 4, 2019