California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 12, 2021
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balloonerism

Being nonchalantly upfront
“Yo you got ketchup on ur face dawg

“Oh thanks, nice balloonerism, man!”
by Ballonerismmaster January 20, 2025
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Water Ballooning

Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon
Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
Man 2: wow dude you actually tried water ballooning?
by NotPyro October 27, 2016
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Ginger Balloon

A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"
Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.
by jelsabel February 25, 2011
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Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.
The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 24, 2025
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Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"
"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"
by Tittyspanker47 December 09, 2016
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Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast
"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"
by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 02, 2019
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