A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017

by Reservation 156 March 2, 2008

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 24, 2010

by Steven-Oh April 15, 2010

Insert one's testicles into the oral cavity of any willing party. They will then proceed to "bawk" like a chicken. Hence, Chicken balled.
by Barry11 February 19, 2008

by Bragnor December 5, 2009
