text attack

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

by t-leeeee January 25, 2009

titty attack

To bitch and whine like a baby.

Damn, I was just kidding. You don't have to a Titty Attack.

by I forget January 10, 2004

shark attack

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

by Kuhrazy December 28, 2005

Acid attack

Nausea that does not follow with vomiting, usually triggered with people with G.E.R.D., or Acid Reflux.

"Dude, I feel like I'm having an acid attack. Go get me some tums!"

by Slumberingmoon October 24, 2009

Yak Attack

Getting talked at excessively by someone who doesn't let you speak; a one-sided conversation where the other person keeps on talking at you to the point where you just want to get away from that person.

My father-in-law came over for a visit this week-end and he did a yak attack on me.

by GettingTalkedAt February 8, 2010

very attractive

A person who is very nice looking, who you would find sexually attractive.

Or

An Object which is appealing to the eye. Can also be construed to non tangable items such as wage packets, contracts and offers.

"that salary is very attractive"
"John looks like Stevie Wonder cut his hair with a pair of spoons, he's not my idea of very attractive"
"It is suspicious that John would know a very attractive girl like Chloe, he must be paying her to be his friend. I wonder how much?"

by NiCkNiCk September 20, 2008

Attractive girl

The very definition is fluid ,by that I mean it really depends on how much beer has been consumed ( come on let in on its clever)

Wow that fat stinking bitch from earlier all of a sudden looks like an attractive girl " bartender one last drink " she'll be gorgeous by the end of it ,!

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018