counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.

He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."

by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006

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strap attack

When one or several strap on dildos are used to totally destroy an ass, pussy or both. This can include one person or many recipients of a dildo orgy.

"Yeah girlfriend me and Tonya really went to town on that ass. An all out strap attack. That bitch must have popped a multi orgasm cherry we beat that ass up so bad."

by droppinin August 8, 2008

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acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

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Shack Attack

When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.

Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.

Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.

by Rob c January 17, 2009

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salad attack

When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.

Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...

by kakarotch August 4, 2007

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