Snooping as usual 

The infamous line said by Robotnik in the episode of AoStH " Boogey-Mania". The line had emphisis placed on the PING AS, which made it sound like penis. This particular clip has been exploited for Youtube Poops and the like.

"SnooPING AS usual I see!" - Robotnik to Scratch and Grounder

Snooping as usual by BlobsStudio October 14, 2009

J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012

single as a pringle 

Not in a relationship

He is single as a pringle

single as a pringle by Talla May 3, 2018

A.S. Roma 

An Italian football club in the Italian League, Serie A.

Have you seen A.S. Roma's latest win against Juventus?

A.S. Roma by A.S. Roma April 29, 2019

simple as 

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

simple as by Norf Man November 9, 2020

Straight as a dart 

A term used to describe something that is cool or awesome (used as the description of straight), in comparison of a dart (a tobacco cigarette). The phrase therefore has a double-meaning; literally that something is straight (not curved) as a dart or straight (awesome) as a dart.

That party was so sick it was straight as a dart.

Straight as a dart by yee101 April 28, 2011

Crooked as a bag of snakes 

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

Crooked as a bag of snakes by NorbertO October 5, 2012