The floodgates of my anus 

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

The floodgates of my anus by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

Miles's Anus 

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

Miles's Anus by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

butt crack of anus 

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does

My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus

butt crack of anus by bsudaho February 26, 2022

ur big fat anus 

A very big anus. Basically it.

Oh, ur anus can certainly be used as, 'ur big fat anus' lol :).

ur big fat anus by Floof26 June 1, 2022

The Burmese weeping dog's anus 

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

The Burmese weeping dog's anus by Melabetch March 26, 2016

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

i have chicken nuggs in my anus by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

gayness in the anus 

I.e., gay, especially someone who is in denial or on the down-low; said of someone whose carnal urges co against his assumed role in life.

Dude, he may be married, but he has gayness in the anus.

gayness in the anus by Mother Grogan October 26, 2009