Similar to that of Parkview aids, it is a form of the common cold which attacks your throat and sinuses. It will leave you feeling like pure shit to say the least. Jungle aids was formed in a pool at a fraternity party located in Miami, Fl and has been slowly increasing to a minor pandemic level.
Bro 1: yo did you cawp at the party?
Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.
Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids
Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.
Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 20, 2021
Get the Jungle Aidsmug. Space aids are when you join a VC and your friend has a voice changer from voice mod and uses it in your VC then you are infected with SPACE AIDS.
by Space Aid Havin Motha Fucka August 14, 2023
Get the Space Aidsmug. by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
Get the Monkey Aidsmug. Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 10, 2020
Get the Phone AIDSmug. An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies
Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.
It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.
It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
Get the Queering Aidmug. AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
by doktorj November 24, 2014
Get the AIDS Grenademug. Breakup-AIDS, noun.
Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.
Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.
Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.
Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.
Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016
Get the Breakup AIDSmug.