Accurhate

When something is surprisingly too accurate, you kinda hate it.

Took an online quiz that said there's a 95% chance I'll be single for life. Accurhate!

by HipsterNerd March 26, 2017

accidental handjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."

by kethavele June 3, 2017

Accidental Sass

If you are being arrogant/sassy by accident/without the intent to be.

I can't hear you over the sound of people giving me money. = Accidental Sass

Soviet Womble - Random Arma Bullshittery (part 8)

by makale20 August 7, 2017

accidental orgy

When a group of people that are usually friends hang out and things get a little too sexual

Me and my friends were hanging out and it turned into an accidental orgy

by Igggjjhtyhv November 27, 2017

Accused Murderer

Someone who is accused of murdering

The Accused Murderer was guilty

by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

by abadir January 17, 2019