A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Barmug. Ryan ate a Wardy bar after winning the match.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
by Acecutlets June 4, 2012
Get the Wardy Barmug. Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017
Get the Bar Bikemug. The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.
That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!
by Paper monster March 29, 2021
Get the staycation barmug. Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.
by PIpeman January 4, 2017
Get the Grunt barmug. The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020
Get the Boomer Barmug. A person with bands of gray hair - usually at the temples. Gray-Bar's can be of any age, but they are typically in their 40's or older and usually they are men. However, there are progressive women adopting the Gray-Bar look.
Typically, Gray-Bar's have a lot of experience and may be looked down upon by the Gen Y and Millennial crowd. They don't know everything, but their experience should count for something. Just because they are "old" doesn't mean they don't know anything and that they cannot learn anything new. They can!
Typically, Gray-Bar's have a lot of experience and may be looked down upon by the Gen Y and Millennial crowd. They don't know everything, but their experience should count for something. Just because they are "old" doesn't mean they don't know anything and that they cannot learn anything new. They can!
Man, that meeting was filled with Gray-Bar's.
I can't believe that Gray-Bar was talking about Twitter.
I can't believe that Gray-Bar was talking about Twitter.
by Freecher July 6, 2010
Get the Gray-Barmug.