Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)

“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”

by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020

milf

your mom

your mom is a milf dude

by m a r s August 23, 2021

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.

"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"

by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018

Milf

Man I love Frogs

oh my god that frog is so cute MILF

by G1n3vra W3asl3y September 20, 2022

Milf

A mindset, not an attribute.

Self-acceptance and living for the sake of the self, not only make you freer than most, it also makes you a Milf, which is by far the greatest achievment that may be bestowed in a world of meaningless and coddling "accomplishments".

by hindrind May 24, 2021