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Jonathan

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.
by anonymous November 20, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.
Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"
by proudballslover November 21, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a cunt
by Bigbootybadongadon November 23, 2021
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Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.
Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.
by Johnny’s November 21, 2021
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jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 20, 2021
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Jonathan

OMG, thats so of a Jonathan Dick
by CaptnDuck February 22, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is sweet, sexy, and has the most beautiful blue eyes. Usually has brown hair and makes u feel like the most luckiest person alive. Is extremely Loyal and hates making you sad. He's about 6'0" and is super strong. He makes u feel like one of a kind, never let Jonathan go or ur losing a once in a lifetime chance.
Girl 1: Woah, who is that?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Jonathan, isn't he a dream?

Girl 1: Hell yeah he is, imma go ask him out

Girl 2: Oh he has a girlfriend and he's super loyal

Girl 1: Man, she's lucky

Girl 2: yea she is
by loviedovie123 September 13, 2022
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