by Baldemort January 20, 2019

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.
by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

by Johnny blogss April 14, 2022

a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.
by kejo66 February 19, 2012

hugger- hey (hugs person without permission)
uncomfortable person- hug rape!
hugger- I am going to hug you anyway!
uncomfortable person- hug rape!
hugger- I am going to hug you anyway!
by Eleanor Glister Scara April 23, 2023

Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
by Cody Bustaloady August 31, 2018

One of the best hugs you could ever get from anyone. No one knows quite how it's done. Because if you know you are sworn to never reveal how.
They make you melt into the other persons arms immediately.
They are known to alleviate stress .
Could cause you to be unfocused depending on the situation . In some cases could help you regain focus.
You do not need a prescription
No chance of overdose
They make you melt into the other persons arms immediately.
They are known to alleviate stress .
Could cause you to be unfocused depending on the situation . In some cases could help you regain focus.
You do not need a prescription
No chance of overdose
Person 1- "How you feeling today?"
Person 2- "Eh not so good, I've been having a bad day"
Person 1- "Do you need a hug?.. a Harold Hug?"
Person 2- "You know how to give those? Thats just what I need to make my day brighter"
Person 1- "You got it! One Harold Hug coming up!!"
Person 2- "Eh not so good, I've been having a bad day"
Person 1- "Do you need a hug?.. a Harold Hug?"
Person 2- "You know how to give those? Thats just what I need to make my day brighter"
Person 1- "You got it! One Harold Hug coming up!!"
by LElizabeth May 18, 2015
