The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022

dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'

'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '

by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018

Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

dusty starfish

Your asshole

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3

by doughnuthoee October 1, 2022

dusty munger

mountain phoenix student slang
1. a dumbass bitch, usually be tippin
2. slapping someone hard af on the back out of no where for no reason

1.
individual 1: yo you hear that fuckboy Foster William Gillette a dusty munger
individual 2: fuck bro, that mf do sex crimes and he tippin
2.
individual 1: *gives dusty munger*
individual 2: you should slit your wrists tonight

by realpizzahut December 28, 2023

A Dusty

Declining a member of senior command's request to join a small group/discord/sub-division named 101st, having a particular distaste for VCOM Zach

"Oh, I pulled A Dusty today when I declined Zach's request.

by JMR101Ghost December 29, 2019

Dusty

A whack ass place.

To to wes went 2 da club. We bounce cause it was Dusty.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018