e-wizard

A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.

Should be used in a derogatory manner.

"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris

"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris

by Zenhachirou November 26, 2005

the great wizard

A 50+ yr old virgin. Usually a loser and a social outcast, an upgraded version of wizard status.

That faggot Kyle is the great wizard of Oz.

by FagFilezz July 2, 2016

wizard

An ounce (28.35g) of cannabis.

Derived from the fact that "ounce" is conventionally abbreviated to oz., which brings to mind the Wizard of Oz.

Dude, if we all chip in together we could buy a wizard!

by stoner_joesiph January 2, 2012

witass

when someone sees a victimless crime or minor incident and snitches on you.
comes from witness+ass.

I just got out of jail because some witass saw me buy a little pot.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 15, 2009

witham

A man who needs to know everything, and likes being right

He's still reading about sand dunes? Damn, he's such a witham

by XevgeniaX November 25, 2017

cheesy wizard sleeve

a well used and fermented vagina that droops like a sleeve of a wizard.

that porn star has a cheesy wizard sleeve

by Mount Washington Expedition October 18, 2010

potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017