Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Ass Wipe

A pit bull person aka a taylor fidler

damn dude are you such a fucking ass wipe u little taylor

by Krlagen November 1, 2017

Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.

The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.

by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019

Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)

Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.

by YessyWessy November 12, 2021

Wipe you off

To kick someone’s ass!

I’m glad you got out of there OK that guy was about to wipe you off!

by Knasty July 24, 2020

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023