A round disabled person with eyes in both watches. Travels primarily by mobility scooter or wheelchair. Persons called Scotty are employed by the British Army in FIBUA as they can see round corners, and formally by the RAF as aircrew due to their superb three sixty degree vision. Distinguishable by having a head like a cod fish.
“I’m just going to shine this light in your eye and please follow it as you read the wall chart behind you....yes you are a Wilson”
by Able Radar January 17, 2020

A sex move where the woman is menstruating, is on top riding the man, and goes to reposition herself and has to grab the cock to reinsert, thus getting blood all over her hand, reinserts and starts riding the cock again, proceeds to slap the man's face and yells "Wilson!" -a la the volleyball in the movie "Castaway" and continues riding the "waves" as the man will usually will start bucking.
by MsPennyP7 July 27, 2016

A Wilson is a person present in a GECDSB Virtual Classroom with unexpected, unusual traits. For Example, a Wilson might have the attribute to always be confused, or even get themselves involved excessively.
Wilson "Bro what does this even mean? I'm Confused"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
by Igris2024 February 9, 2022

by anonymous January 5, 2023

A silly little retard who enjoys mainstream games and is a content creator. They are usually a gamer and one-trick DPS in every game they play.
by notmouselol July 30, 2018
