ira smith

A smart 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 fuck you 👌I know you looked

Don't listen to ira smith does not include Aiden mooneyhan

by Itate . February 12, 2018

Dicky Smith

A rare and near-extinct breed of individual traditionally from Essex-land. He can often be heard trying to entice nearby females with his mating call of 'Alright darlin''. Dickys are dangerous when agitated and if seen in the wild one should approach with extreme caution.

Watch out for that Dicky Smith, he's looking agitated

by DocyTchock December 23, 2014

Bradley Smith

The ultimate legend. He bonds with everyone and knows how to be the fucking best.

Noah: you’re such a legend, I love you!
Ariel: I know but I’ll never be on Bradley Smith’s tier. He’s a king!

by The fox5 November 23, 2021

Jaxsyn Smith

He’s a homo nigga

Jaxsyn smith is a Homo

by UrbanDicts February 27, 2022

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021

Bob smith

The name you give the police or security when you don’t want to give them your real name

Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”

You : “ Bob Smith”

Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

Connor Smith

Someone who is an amazing flatmate, very good at sex and loves dinosaurs (with a sexy girlfriend)

That guys so nice, he’s such a Connor smith

by The King Prawn February 11, 2021