1. The bus is 7 minutes late?! BIG WHACK!
2.
A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!
2.
A: Do you have chocolate ice cream?
B: No but we have vanilla
C: BIG WHACK!
by californiafoo July 5, 2025

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023

Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.
by jds07030 April 15, 2017

She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.
by ManChild18 September 5, 2022

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019
