dancing with the weasel

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight
by phersephone.aphrodite February 13, 2012
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bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.
by Emerica ann August 26, 2014
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sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.
Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.
by mindsayjandaleindl June 27, 2011
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Weasel sisters

Two girls who have dated and had sex with the same guy at different times.
by Blue mama December 21, 2013
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ron weasel

ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
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German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
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pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average
Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.
by JaketheSnake79 April 19, 2016
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