watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

watermelon

1. A fruit.

2. An alternative term to express that something is cool. It was primarily used in the video "Kardashians at a Drive Thru" by SimgmProductions. The word is still used in other Kardashian spoofs and there is a number of people saying it under Simgm's comment section.

The negation of "watermelon" would either be "not watermelon" or "sour watermelon".

"This video was so watermelon!"
"The salad at the restaurant is so watermelon."
"That's totally not watermelon!"

by Karehu February 3, 2018

watermelon brigade

Watermelon brigades is a derogatory reference, by rightwing writers, to environmental conservationists who they see as "green on the outside, red on the inside", i.e. hard left "reds", hiding behind environmental "green" facade.

Trump has stirred up all sorts of very nasty and vicious dregs and a visceral hatred from his political opposition particularly the hard left watermelon brigade who can’t bear to contemplate any even minor opposition to their agenda

by elprofesor February 8, 2018

Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance

I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam

by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018

watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.

"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."

by Razzlz January 7, 2017

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013