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VAG

From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.
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by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010
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Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.
Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."
by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011
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vag-stag(2)

Something that is totally bullshit; an action that has negative consequences; a universal word for anything, good or bad.
Kyle: o my god! Are you kidding me dude? We're getting sent to school in this weather, again? This is some straight vag-stag(2)!

Jay: shut up you wench!

*note: word does not include (2)
by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011
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bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
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Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis
Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?
by DirtG June 10, 2010
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Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females
Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...
by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010
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vag

a group of clams (preferably clams that have already opened their shells). Similar to a "pride" of lions or a "pack" of wolves.
The budding marine biologist spotted a vag of clams on the sea shore.
by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010
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