One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.
M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???
E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.
M-What a fat silly cunt...
E-I better run now...
M-May the force be with you.
E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.
M-What a fat silly cunt...
E-I better run now...
M-May the force be with you.
by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006
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Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005
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--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
by clitty bojangles February 22, 2008
Get the the world is a vampire mug.A great and powerful whip wielded by the ancestors of the Belmont clan, starting with Leon, to defeat Dracula a.k.a. Matthais Cronqvist. The whip was given to Leon Belmont by Rinaldo Gandalfi in its original form of the Whip of Alchemy. It became the Vampire Killer after a ritual where Leon's betrothed (fiancee) Sarah Trantoul willingly sacrificed herself to give the whip more... err... vampire killing power.
The whip was used to kill Dracula (repeatedly), succubi, vampires (duh!), a whole lot of other nasties and Death itself.
The whip was used to kill Dracula (repeatedly), succubi, vampires (duh!), a whole lot of other nasties and Death itself.
The vampire killer is the closest the Dark ages came to Dakka(shootiness not weed), excepting actual projectile things
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Get the Vegetarian Vampire mug.When you recieve a blowjob, after ejaculation you slit their throat, then suck the mixture of cum and blood from their throat. This makes for a great protein cocktail. Made popular by american GI's in the Vietnam war with local women.
by Vladamir Lenin January 22, 2011
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The show is not so much about a girl fighting vampires as it is about female empowerment and christianity bashing.
Had an inventive dialogue which, to me, made it fun to watch even though I'm a christian and many villains are symbols of organised religion, such as priests.
The only thing I don't really like is the character Angel, who doesn't develop a well-rounded personality until three seasons in and then disappears from the show into the spin-off "Angel" where he quickly loses said personality and becomes a stereotype superhero á la Swartzenegger.
The show is not so much about a girl fighting vampires as it is about female empowerment and christianity bashing.
Had an inventive dialogue which, to me, made it fun to watch even though I'm a christian and many villains are symbols of organised religion, such as priests.
The only thing I don't really like is the character Angel, who doesn't develop a well-rounded personality until three seasons in and then disappears from the show into the spin-off "Angel" where he quickly loses said personality and becomes a stereotype superhero á la Swartzenegger.
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