Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.

boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”

by NatMc July 26, 2021

The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.

Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums

by T-Storm May 31, 2004

vagintina

a hot nice shaved clean argentinian vagina

i like that hot vagintina

by shaunB February 22, 2008

Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.

A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown

by AMX February 9, 2009

Valentin

White boy, which likes black dicks. He has no fat in his body, however this piece of shit is still alive somehow. His head and hair look like a dick together. He is French-American.

Oh Wow! Is it Valentin over there?

by nigga boiiiii November 20, 2018

valentine shame kleenex

2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.

I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.

by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010

Red Valentine

When two girls lick each other out on their period by tasha and domi

*Last night we did a Red Valentine I was licked out on my period and I licked her out and she was on her period it was like a 69 LUSH

by tashadomi June 24, 2010