Blue Unicorn

The spread of blue balls to the schlong starting at the base and moving slowly towards the tip.

"how was that girl last night?"
"it was good, but she left me with a blue unicorn"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

Unicorn Kisses

When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.

I like unicorn kisses on my birthday.

by xxdontthinkbreathexx June 13, 2011

sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0

Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

by Please DKM May 07, 2015

Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

by TwincleToes May 22, 2018

reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017

Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

by NoMattNo October 16, 2010

unicorn piss

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.

Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.

by moonshoesrue January 13, 2011