Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

turtle

slang for hallucinogenic drug, salvia.

'Yo, comin to smoke some turtle?'
'Sure'

by Todong April 3, 2008

raunchy turtle

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better

Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome

by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008

Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

durty turtle

When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.

Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.

by Pags87 November 23, 2014

turtle head

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

by All america bitch December 24, 2018

Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}

1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017