shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017

Sexy Shank

A sharp knife being used in a sexual way.

Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"

by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017

Shank

A Homemade knife usually made in prison

guy:Yo i made this shank by myself
2nd guy:Don't get caught with it tho.

by TF u mean April 9, 2020

shank and go

the act of shanking and walking away as if nothing happened. i.e a drive by shank

scream
Officer:did you see what happened to this inmate?
inmate:nah i think it was a shank and go

by OCaesarC September 3, 2010

Super-Shank

A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!

Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!

by Concerned patron May 11, 2010

Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship

Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship

by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

by DoctorDark November 10, 2024