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Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.
That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!
by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018
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Bashing the meat

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"
by LB69 May 14, 2016
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Meat-Plug

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
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Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.
No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
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Grizzly Meat

Pour honey down the crack of your ass. Let several gay men viciously and aggressively claw and eat honey from your ass while roaring when you cum.
I’ll grab the honey and you guys can turn my butthole into Grizzly Meat.
by Clint Mantooth April 21, 2020
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Sunrise Meats

Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick
Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats
by oof.exe February 13, 2020
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Knob Meat

I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.

I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.

I tied my knob meat into a bow.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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