spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw October 2, 2007

nuccas are suckas fo ass an titties

The statement that niggers will do anything for a girl with a donk or some big titties.

we nuccas are suckas fo ass an titties nigga

by [e-mail] December 22, 2003

tittieshit

1when you take a shit on someone's tit

2another word for bullshit

"I just took a shit on Vanessa's tittie."

"that was sum fucking tittieshit i am never going back to that school."

by thekidwhofucked2girls December 25, 2007

titties out

When a convertible car has its top down.

If a girl is "topless" her titties are out so you can use the same phrase to describe a car.

Guy 1: Aye, man, you wanna take a ride in my whip?

Guy 2: Yeah, but let's ride with the titties out.

by Urban Don March 14, 2015

Rib Titties

when a woman has ribs showing between her titties.

Victoria Beckham is a fine example of rib titties.

by bugbug moy-ta-hey-hey October 29, 2009

pour champagne on bitches titties

The act of opening a bottle of champagne and lowering it to let the contents depart from the bottle all over a pair of glorious breast.

President of A&M at Graduation: William Clannagan with a Degree in Engineering Dildos

William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!

by Steven Sinski June 10, 2011

Anime titties

Actual illustration of Kristiana Salvato's boobs. Also known for her instagram name coconut.soda. These titties are so big , flamboyant, and perky , that most if not all female anime characters have them. They are an icon to the anime world.

"I didn't know the perfect girl existed until kris took her shirt off and flaunted her anime titties"

by Nadizzie June 4, 2017