ting

someting that goes SKRRRRRA!

Big Shaq our lord and savior: ThE tINg gOeS SKRRRRRA! pA PA Pa pA PA!

by meaosome May 12, 2018

Tings

A girl that is considered attractive.

This girl is a ting.
Look at all of these tings

by Mucyokab June 15, 2019

wasteman tings

Things that would differentiate a normal person from a fucking retard such as being a retarded fuck or acting like the top cunt for no reason.

"Ayo wagwan g, whats up"
"Nothing brah, but Tom's being a fucking cuntbag again"
"Dont worry bout it mandem, he's just on dem wasteman tings and dat. I'll pullup to his ends later with an FN"

by eshays bah 69420 September 11, 2022

Caucasian Ting

A white girl.

I saw a caucasian ting on the streets last night.

by Lil Barook November 30, 2022

Peng ting

A popular slut who gets all the attention

Derek: aye fam, look at Hollie, she pretty fit

Dan:aye ye she peng ting bruv

by Old famalam July 7, 2019

piff ting

usually a phrase that "roadmen" use to describe ATTRACTIVE girls

person 1: "yoo broo look at that ,,piff ting,, over there"
person 2:"tru dat, shes got a big batty still"

by imBDS December 19, 2019

Put The Tings in the Tings

To put food inside of bread.

Someone - ‘What do you do while working at Subway?
Jacob - “oh uhh you know, put the tings in the tings.”

by TheUrbanDictionaryLord March 4, 2019