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Krystal Steamer Pack

The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.
Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"
by blowies January 17, 2011
mugGet the Krystal Steamer Packmug.

San Antonio Steamer

To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.
i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.

She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
by Twizzle5454 February 16, 2009
mugGet the San Antonio Steamermug.

Boston Steamer II

When giving oral sex to your partner from behind while your partner evacuates air in your face.
I was eating my girl out from behind and she gave me the Boston Steamer.
by Golgo13 May 26, 2005
mugGet the Boston Steamer IImug.

wisconsin rapids steamer

taking a crap on the area above a womans vagina and then rubbing it in her vaginal area with ur penis.
melissa is taking a shower cause she had a wisconsin rapids steamer last night at the party.
by mr pines June 27, 2012
mugGet the wisconsin rapids steamermug.

San Francisco Steamer

The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.
Sigh Oh Sally I am just so gosh darn homesick for San Francisco. Alice, what you need is to give someone a good old fashioned San Francisco Steamer. Trust me, it will give you an outlet.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005
mugGet the San Francisco Steamermug.

Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.
If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!
by Riggatoni January 19, 2011
mugGet the Grand Rapids Steamermug.

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