Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"
by blowies January 17, 2011

To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.
i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.
She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
by Twizzle5454 February 16, 2009

by Golgo13 May 26, 2005

taking a crap on the area above a womans vagina and then rubbing it in her vaginal area with ur penis.
by mr pines June 27, 2012

The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.
Sigh Oh Sally I am just so gosh darn homesick for San Francisco. Alice, what you need is to give someone a good old fashioned San Francisco Steamer. Trust me, it will give you an outlet.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005

by Palestine forever March 3, 2021

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.
by Riggatoni January 19, 2011
